Google Bard - and Hamlet

In a previous post I asked ChatGPT to rewrite Hamlet in the style of John Green.
So, now that i have access to Google's Bard, I asked it the same thing.
Here is the response:


Sure. Here is a rewrite of Hamlet in the style of John Green:

So here's the deal: Claudius killed my dad, and my mom married him, and I'm pretty sure he's going to kill me too. So I'm going to pretend to be crazy, and I'm going to see if I can catch him in the act. And then, I'm going to kill him.

But it's not going to be easy. Claudius is a smart dude, and he's not going to let me get away with it. Plus, my mom is in on it, and she's not going to let me hurt her husband.

But I'm not going to give up. I'm going to avenge my dad's death, and I'm going to do it right.

Here's the thing: I'm not really sure what I'm doing. I'm just a kid, and I'm way over my head. But I have to do something. I can't just sit back and let Claudius get away with this.

So I'm going to keep fighting. I'm going to keep trying to outsmart Claudius. And I'm going to keep trying to save my mom.

And maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to do it.

But even if I don't, I'm not going to go down without a fight. I'm going to make Claudius pay for what he did.

And that's the promise I make to my dad.



take a look at both responses and let me know what you think.